he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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