I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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