There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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