god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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