would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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