Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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