Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
