You can't motorboat a personality
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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