If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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