Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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