Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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