As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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