so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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