I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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She's the barista slut.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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