Christians are straight up FREAKS
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
