Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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