Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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