he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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