Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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