Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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