Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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