I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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