Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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