I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
