Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN