whats a polygalesbian?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.