Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.