I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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