Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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