Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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