I cockslap morals
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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