all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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