Sry I called you an 8
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You made out with two different species that night
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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