My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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