I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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