hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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