I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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