I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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