im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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