I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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