Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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