How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
my poor anus
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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