what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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