I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I have fence marks all over my body
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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