You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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