Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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