don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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