don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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