Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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