happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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