well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
did you just send me my own nude
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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