Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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