The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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