My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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