Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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