trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
They are going to name an STD after you.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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