Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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