I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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