he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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